Sunday, May 4, 2008

Funny Lizard Story (well... NOT so funny for the Lizard actually....)

Ok, It's nearly 2:3o a.m. here in Hawaii and I've just received another "Tell us the truth Shauna, there really IS no funny lizard story... and if there is then you better give it up" email... SO here it is!

Although, after reading it (and especially if you are a lizard lover, you might not think it so funny...

Going to make the captions quick and let the pictures (a.k.a. PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE that I don't make this stuff up he he he) tell the story!



See DS... DS is happy!( having caught a lizard that had evaded DS's best attempts at capturing him for nearly 5 minutes in our front courtyard...)


See ds show off his new found lizard friend... ("Can we keep him mom? Pretty pretty pretty please?") please note the dirty filthy hands of ds...I wish I could say that under "normal" circumstances they are cleaner... unfortunately for me... these ARE normal circumstances when it comes to my dear dear ds...


See DS pet his new lizard friend... (yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck!)


See ds attempt to tease me with the lizard ("Move on son! If you know what's good for you... you will move on!")


See ds tease dh with the lizard (dh would want me to note here that he is NOT afraid of lizards... he simply does not LIKE lizards (insert me giggling a tiny bit here!)



See DS tease our Jack Russel, Kea with the lizard ("Be careful son! Kea is quick!)


See DS DROP the lizard and watch the lizard run... RUN LIZARD RUN!


See Kea beat DS to the lizard, then quickly run from ds and dh to enjoy his snack.... (eewwww! Notice the blurry photo as I run away from the carnage!)

*please note that no lizards were injured in the filming of this event (injured no... suffered worse fates? ummmmm...yes.)

*P.S. Please do not mention to dh that I have posted a picture of him in his "cleaning clothes" on the internet for everyone to see (he would soooo not be happy with that! LMBO!)

SO... THERE... there is TOO a funny lizard story (with pictures)! Ha! (now do you REALLY doubt that I have slept with cockroaches??!??)

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Nighty night ladies!

Shauna

13 comments:

scrappinmint said...

OMGosh Shauna! ROFLMAO!! That is the best story yet. I think the photos totally make the story! Thanks for sharing and for the morning chuckle (I now must once again clean off the monitor, get the coffee out of the keyboard and change my shirt)Oh and I might add that my little doxie is jealous of Kea's exotic tasty treat, the closest he gets to something besides milkbone treats is chipmunks.

Scrapping Mom of 5 said...

Great story.

Kari °O° said...

I am ROLLING here. Yeah, OK he's not scared of lizards. He's JUMPING!!
You're a braver woman than I am. I wouldn't have been close enough to that darn thing to take pics. Although I did get close enough to the snake in my sink to get some blurry pics of it (darn old camera)......

Michelle said...

Funny! ...and the dog took care of your lizard problem. :) Good dog Kea.

Michelle said...

P.S. I love the Napa Valley Kit! Nice color combo.

Jaime said...

Fantastic! How funny is that!?!? Thanks for sharing.

fa11enan9e1 said...

hahaha Shauna that was great! I love all the pretty pictures too.

P.S. I snagged Napa Valley and LOVE it! I'll be scrapping... I MIGHT have to do homework first though. bleh.

Neverland Scraps said...

euuugh!!!!!
Sorry your son lost his new best friend! Funny that you photographed it all!!

jaye said...

I really needed to laugh, thank you for cheering me up.

I have finger cramps from all the downloads in Scrap Orchard yesterday and today.

Our troll friend NSD ('Nother Silly Doll) has now flown to Italy, Texas, New York and Kentucky. Gosh knows where else that I don't know about yet.

LVMommy22 said...

you do tell the funniest stories shauna! and the pix - lmbo! if dh finds out you posted these pix, you can tell him the ladies didn't notice the clothes and just said he has nice legs, ha ha ha!

Erika said...

Shauna there is a photo missing ! I know that when our dog or cat eats a lizard, well a little while later . . . . LOL probably best not to post that part of the story.
Best wishes,
Erika

Marsha said...

Too funny. Not many lizards running round in WI right now.

Kelley Family said...

That is a sad, very funny story! I think my dag is to scared to eat a lizzard. I don't know what he thought all alone in our house with that snake. Anyway, thanks for sharing with me!