I love Hawaii! (ESPECIALLY when my dh takes all three of my children and my dog back to clean our house and leaves me at the Hilton to sun and shop!) It was a much needed relaxing day! Here is the view from my lanai (um... porch or patio to you mainlanders?) LOL!
Not that I spent too much time there... too busy by the pool or in the shops! LOL!
So, now to the "bathroom humor" so be forewarned, if you're offended by, well... how do I put this delicately? Fart jokes? LOL!! Then perhaps you should stop reading, but me? OMGosh... no matter how old I get or how hard I try to be "grown up" and proper, gas and everything about it makes me laugh! (ok ok...now you know my dirty little secret! LOL!)
So anyway Kami (fellow Scrap Orchard owner) and I are chatting tonight on the phone...
BTW... HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAMI!!!!!!! (sorry, I had to put that in there! he he he!)
and she tells me that her dd said the funniest thing recently (sorry, you'll have to go to
KAMI'S BLOG to read that story!
LOL) and I had to share with her one of my personal favorites! So we thought, for those of you...who like us... find inappropriate humor HYSTERICALLY funny... we'd both share!
LOLSo my dd Emily (who is now 14 and will simply DIE that I'm telling you this) was around
Kami's daughter's age she and I were walking hand in hand in a parking lot. Out of nowhere my dear sweet baby girl absolutely let one rip... like... loudly.. so loudly in fact that it startled her!
LOL! she whipped around and looked behind her... clearly surprised that such a sound had come from her... and said (with the most hysterically funny and nearly frightened face) "Mommy! My butt made noise!!"
Ladies... I nearly wet myself laughing at her! Literally! I laughed and laughed (and frankly... am still laughing at the memory of it) and to this day... in our family, you'll often hear the words... "
awwww (fill in the blank) did your butt make noise?"
Ha ha ha!! So come on ladies... you know you have them... a funny "butt noise" story...share them in the comments and make us all laugh inappropriately!! Then go read
Kami's blog post (and darn it...she better actually blog about it or I'll look incredibly silly won't I? ha ha ha!!)
Aloha!